Monday, September 6, 2010

Where Were You While We Were Getting High (Chair)

Although he still is not particularly into solid foods, Isaac is really into going to restaurants. This is good, because it has been entirely too damn hot to cook in our kitchen. Being that we now travel with two pants-crapping, drooling messes (Shannon's getting better though), we only go to the classiest establishments in Park Slope. MC MUTHA FU#$@IN DONALDS!!!

This is called a McDouble son. Daddy likes to put his chicken nuggets on top of the beef patties. There ain't no reason two animals have to live when daddy's hungry. Chickens and cows are both equally delicious in their own special ways. It's like that episode of Yo Gabba Gabba you watched where they take turns, only instead of with a ball, it's with one of those mass-killing machines that harvest meat with brutal efficiency. YUM!

Still, Isaac mostly enjoys the high chair. And now, since he's teething again, he also enjoys eating tables.


7 comments:

  1. Don't worry, kids. I thoroughly wiped the table top, bottom and edges before Isaac munched on it. Still heinous, though.

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  2. Omg! I love Isaac! What an awesome baby! I want one...

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  3. Also, it would have been funnier if I'd have said "Mutha Mc Fu##in' Donalds." Lost opportunity there.

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  4. It was the sound of the teeth on the bottom of the table that got to me.

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  5. If he ends up anything like us at Mcdonald's you're going to save a fortune only having to replace tables instead of buying 4 mcchickens and a large fry.

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