Oh, the Walt Whitman documentary on PBS is too much for you, Isaac? Mind if I watch it? Not going to happen, huh. Okay. Well, how about if I make a bunch of ridiculous noises and faces for two solid minutes? That works? Great. You better get over this phase soon, though. I am NOT watching Dane Cook for you, or for any man.
Note to you, the viewer: I'm not sure you need all two minutes of this. In fact, unless you are a damn baby, I'm sure you don't need all two minutes of this. But I am not in any kind of state to be editing videos to make your life easier.